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Caption Contest: President Skeeter

by | 11:33 am, February 2, 2013 | 1 Comment

Have at it, folks:

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  • When people compare you to Jimmy Carter, it helps to be prepared for killer rabbit attacks.
  • He’s so Progressive he even shoots left-handed!
  • The President had to adjust his aim down, since the trap machine wasn’t powerful enough to fling Fox News reporters very high.
  • Always obsessed with out-doing the Bush Administration, Obama goes ‘hunting’ with the entire advisory board of the American Bar Association.
  • Plouffe: “No, all you f***ing right-wing teabag birther skeeter racist mouthbreathers, this is not a metaphor for how the Obamacare bill was crafted.”
  • An embarrassed Jay Carney later admitted the WH’s caption was incorrect, and the picture in fact had no connection with President Obama’s takedown of Osama bin Laden.
  • In yet another Obama Administration protocol bungle, the President’s aides set up inappropriate targets for a range outing with Chancellor Merkel.
  • “‘Don’t farm it out — that doesn’t make it nicer, it makes it worse.’ Words of wisdom. Sorry, Bo.”
  • Associated Press caption: “President Obama shoots an assault weapon while at Camp David.”

Comments

  1.   Eileen McGuire-Mahony
      February 2nd, 2013 @ 1:44 pm

    You’d think a guy who shoots skeet “all the time” would know one doesn’t shoot skeet at ground level.

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