You Don’t Punch Zombies – Duh!
by zombiehunter | 6:17 am, October 30, 2009 | Comments Off
Let’s take a break from Cap ‘n Tax, socialized medicine, and the general shredding of these United States’ Constitution to discusss something of real importance. Iowa has officially dropped to the number 48 position (just above California and New York) on my official list of States Most Likely to Survive a Zombie Attack. From Iowa City, IA:
Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice. Police said the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus.
A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.
The man then ran out a back door.
The victim was taken by ambulance to a hospital.
Are you kidding me? Everyone knows you don’t punch zombies. Or set them on fire – because then what have you got, class? Not just a flesh-eating zombie, but a flesh-eating zombie that sets everything in its immediate area ablaze! Remember kids:
Happy Halloween!
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