The central planning geniuses of the Progressive movement have determined yet another way to protect us from ourselves. To really appreciate this, you’ll need a little background on England and knives. Over many years of “sensible gun control laws”, the Leftist Progressives successfully whittled away a Brit’s rights to own a firearm. Any firearm. Interestingly, violent crime with handguns increased after their handgun ban in the late ‘90s.
But something more interesting also happened. The frequency of stabbings also increased. Surprisingly, it turns out that a central government planner can’t change bad people (criminals) into good people (law-abiding citizens) by passing laws. The bad people just choose a new tool with which to do bad things. Well, the geniuses at Progressive central have solved the Brit’s stabbing problem! Check it out:
Anti. Stab. Knife. Yeah, you read that correctly.
John Cornock, the Leftist Progressive brains behind this society-protecting invention, was inspired by a documentary advocating the banning of all knives. He says, “the knife will cut vegetables, but will make it almost impossible to stab someone to death…” He continued, “It can never be a totally safe knife, but the idea is you can’t inflict a fatal wound. Nobody could just grab one out of the kitchen drawer and kill someone.”
And that kids, is one of the many problems with Progressives. They live in make-believe land, not in reality with the rest of us. Anyone who can look at this knife and declare it can’t inflict a fatal wound has serious reality issues.
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