Jason Mattera Abolishes Greed and Buys Socialist Newspapers
by zombiehunter | 12:07 pm, April 1, 2009 | Comments Off
Comrade Jason Mattera is back undercover and taking one for the team. Instead of getting Netflix (with Afghani subtitles) for the terrorists at Gitmo, he’s going to abolish greed. Seriously. He even uses big words, like “manifest”.
And what the heck is up with these capitalistic socialists? Where do they get off charging a dollar for their newspapers? Shouldn’t it be, you know, like free, man?
Nice job Jason. Power to the People!
