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The Only Thing to Wear in Shamefaced Moonbattery…

by | 1:32 pm, August 26, 2008 | 7 Comments

It’s not just for bomb debris and airborne contagions anymore. The face obscuring bandanna is the new black. In fact, we at PPC are a little jealous that we don’t have such identity obscuring finery. Why, just take a look at these sumptuous threads…

…looking snappy in delightful red…

…signal flame orange! He’s here and he’s here to protest…

…be heard and seen in fierce power colors…

..diversity is beautiful, and tie-dye (tragically) never went away…

…his hand may be up, but only to party. There’s no need to surrender when you look this good…

…for the Sandinista fashionista! Travel light with one basic color that matches all your protest gear…

…it’s easy to be green when green looks so sassy…

…go from day to night and back again! The style-savvy Commie is set to bash the Man ’round the clock in super smart black…

…working hard on the commune farm? Be proud to show off that tan with handsome, rich browns…

…for the couple who has everything (and nothing, because private property is gauche), matching bandannas add flair and and tell everyone who your number one comrade is…

…the natives get in on the fun with wonderful wild West inspirations…

…just because you hate the military doesn’t mean there’s a detente on bold camouflage…

…nothing accents a toned physique quite like a brillant accent piece…

…Well, there you have it, a fabulous parade of politically aware, ultra relevant styles for Election ’08. Don’t just protest. Protest with flair.

All photos are Steve T. Creations.

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  1.   Bubba
      August 26th, 2008 @ 1:40 pm

    private property is gauche….lol

  2.   wayne fontes
      August 26th, 2008 @ 2:10 pm

    Great power fist logo. Any protester would be proud to have that power fist represent any of the organizations they belong to.

  3.   yankeemom
      August 26th, 2008 @ 3:24 pm

    Gawd, I feel like I’m back in Santa Cruz, CA. Tho I’m sure there are UCSC students among the fray.
    Good job! Thanks for braving the hordes to give us who couldn’t (or wouldn’t)make it to Denver such great entertainment. Lead on…

  4.   dm60462
      August 26th, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

    OK, now look at it again with this handy gay bandana code sheet:
    BLACK = heavy S&M
    GREY = Bondage
    BLACK w/WHITE Check = Safe Sex
    GREY W/BLACK= light SM
    GREY FLANNEL = into men in suits
    BLACK w/WHITE Stripe = into Blacks
    CHARCOAL = latex fetish
    BLACK VELVET = sex on video
    LIGHT BLUE = Oral Sex
    MEDIUM BLUE = Cop Fetish
    NAVY BLUE = indicates Top/Bottom penetration preference
    AIRPFORCE BLUE = Pilot fetish
    LIGHT BLUE w/WHITE STRIPE = Sailor fetish
    TEAL BLUE = Genital Torture
    RED = Fisting
    RED w/WHITE Stripe = genital shaving fetish
    RED w/BLACK Stripe = large hairy man fetish
    MAROON = cutting fetish
    DARK RED = Fisting (2 hand)
    LIGHT PINK = Dildo
    DARK PINK = Nipple Torture
    MAUVE = Navel fetish
    FUSCHIA = Spanking fetish
    MAGENTA = Armpit fetish
    PURPLE = Piercing fetish
    LAVENDER = Drag Queen fetish
    YELLOW = Urine fetish
    PALE YELLOW = Saliva fetish
    MUSTARD = 8 inch size standard
    GOLD = 3 way interest
    ELLOW w/WHITE Stripe = Male Asian fetish
    GOLD LAME = Body Builder fetish
    ORANGE = Cruising
    APRICOT = Obese fetish
    CORAL = Foot fetish
    RUST = Cowboy fetish
    KELLY GREEN = Prostitution
    HUNTER GREEN = older man fetish
    OLIVE DRAB = military fetish
    LIME GREEN = dinner
    BEIGE = Rim fetish
    BROWN = fecal fetish
    BROWN LACE or SATIN = circumcision preference indicator
    BROWN w/WHITE Stripe = Latino fetish
    WHITE = masturbation fetish
    CREAM = condom activities
    WHITE LACE = Caucasian fetish
    WHITE VELVET = voyeurism
    RED/WHITE GINGHAM = Public Park activity
    BROWN CORDUROY = teacher/student fetish
    FUR = bestiality
    SILVER LAME = fame fetish
    LEOPARD = tattoo fetish
    MOSQUITO NETTING = outdoor activity
    KEWPIE DOLL = young boy preference
    DIRTY JOCKSTRAP = self explanatory
    ZIPLOC BAG = drugs
    COCKTAIL NAPKIN = bartender fetish
    KLEENEX = body odor fetish
    HOUNDSTOOTH = biting
    CALICO = tourist / new in town
    TERRYCLOTH = bathhouse sex

  5.   Ashley
      August 26th, 2008 @ 7:05 pm

    Wow I didn’t know the air was that bad in Denver.

  6.   Ashley
      August 26th, 2008 @ 7:06 pm

    OK, now look at it again with this handy gay bandana code sheet:>>>>

    OMG that is the funniest thing EVER.

  7.   juandos
      August 27th, 2008 @ 1:33 am

    “OK, now look at it again with this handy gay bandana code sheet:”…

    I agree, dm60462′s comment is a scream!

    Hilarious!

    Thanks for that!

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